February 2012
17 posts
4 tags
4 tags
January 2012
29 posts
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
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Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
parents: here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
me: okay...
boys: here are all the reasons i don't want you
me: okay...
best friend: here's everything you're doing wrong
me: okay...
random people at school: here's all the reasons we laugh at you
me: okay...
everyone: why is your self-esteem so low? jeez. it's annoying. stop complaining.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: okay...
6 tags
I want someone who reminds me of my virtues not my...
5 tags
December 2011
17 posts
3 tags